I'm Sam! I'm vulgar! I'm rude! I don't care! I'm laid back! I'mma tomboy! I'mma shark! Bite me!
Here goes a giant list of things that describe me based on beliefs, sexuality, gender identity, etc. because I'm probably too fucking boring of an individual to get to know! I need to shotgun this shit at you!
I also need to take a moral stand against non-threats to my person! Go away evil anti-gay bigot who probably is giving my page a wide berth to begin with! Watch me not care about you into oblivion!
So, really, a big fat fuck you to any politically correct loser. I can guarantee you that life offline is 10 times worse than any meanie troll that calls you a "fag" online.
Would be doms: You don't impress me. No, really, you don't.
I don't roleplay, unless it's with someone I know.
-Ask for contact!
-Ask for my phone number
-Ask to meet
-Ask if I will be your mate/dom/sub/mistress/slave/pet/etc. No, fuck off.
-Leave explicit comments
-Roleplay in comments!
-Sell me your politics or movement, I really don't give a shit.
Want to draw Sam?
-Ask me first, before anything else.
-Do not expect me to be comfortable with much sexual content
-Political imagery is utterly out of the question; my response is "I do not agree with your position." I will tell you this regardless of whether or not I actually do agree. Why? Because, fuck you, that's why.